Wedding Conversations, Part One
Wedding Etiquette Conversation # 1.
Me: So, if I don't get to see your dress beforehand, you don't get to see my suit, right?
Marina: No, that's not how it works.
Me: Well, that's not fair.
Marina: That's how it works.
Me: Damn.
Wedding Etiquette Conversation #2
Marina: You need to think about how you want your groomsmen to dress.
Me: I'm going to have them all dress as ninjas.
Marina: No.
Me: No?
Marina: No.
Me: Damn.
Me: So, if I don't get to see your dress beforehand, you don't get to see my suit, right?
Marina: No, that's not how it works.
Me: Well, that's not fair.
Marina: That's how it works.
Me: Damn.
Wedding Etiquette Conversation #2
Marina: You need to think about how you want your groomsmen to dress.
Me: I'm going to have them all dress as ninjas.
Marina: No.
Me: No?
Marina: No.
Me: Damn.
1 Comments:
Damn! Ninja groomsmen would have been awesome! What about imperial guards?
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